Gonna start reporting my browser tab line-up. To keep it truly random, I will use my Gramma’s emails as a trigger to report. No closing tabs, I promise. Just the raw truth.
So, no. No more shame about our internet use. No more private browsing, no more incognito mode, no more keeping a Google News window minimized so if your roommate comes in you can cover up the creepy AskReddit post that you’re drafting. No more muting the foreign Youtube videos. No more disguising the sad bookmarks under acronym labels. No more changing ourselves. No more hiding. WE ARE THE INTERNET.
May 02, 2012 at 4:03pm:
- Kaiser Permanente
- Interactive bubble chart creator
- Wikipedia page for “Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder”
- Erowid amphetamine vault
- Google search for Adderall side effects
- Adderall side effect list
- Another Adderall side effect list
- My Facebook profile
- My Facebook photos
- My Facebook profile again
- Dan Harmon interview
Shhhh, I know. It’s not pretty. But don’t you worry about me, brothers and sisters. I made this list so that you could freely geek. Make the most of my shame. Let me be your internet martyr.