Apparently Disney anticipates people getting pissed at them for creating a reverse-satire of Toddlers in Tiaras, so they stress that the movie/television series “will focus on learning.”

The general manager also adds the imperative that there will be “plenty of pretty dresses and sparkly shoes.”

Hopefully all that learning won’t make the 2-7 year old audience forget to ask their parents to buy them the pretty, sparkly products marketed under Sofia’s name.

Found these little gems at the front of Pittsburgh’s Barnes & Noble’s children’s section. Here’s the first page of each.

I think I speak for all women when I say we are THRILLED that society is finally starting to take floristry seriously!