Apparently Disney anticipates people getting pissed at them for creating a reverse-satire of Toddlers in Tiaras, so they stress that the movie/television series “will focus on learning.”
The general manager also adds the imperative that there will be “plenty of pretty dresses and sparkly shoes.”
Hopefully all that learning won’t make the 2-7 year old audience forget to ask their parents to buy them the pretty, sparkly products marketed under Sofia’s name.
Found these little gems at the front of Pittsburgh’s Barnes & Noble’s children’s section. Here’s the first page of each.
I think I speak for all women when I say we are THRILLED that society is finally starting to take floristry seriously!
How to pick up guys at the beach <3
According to this article from Seventeen magazine, you’re automatically going to catch his attention because you’re wearing a bikini. That’s a given.
So since your body’s already done all the work needed to announce your presence, you’d better follow these rules:
- DON’T be obvious
- DON’T dress too skimpy
- DON’T push yourself on him
- DON’T be too bold
Remember girls, once you don that bikini, “the hard part is out of the way.” So your best bet is to sit in silence and wait until he approaches you.
In the meantime, try a fun game of telepathy to let him know you’re interested. That shouldn’t scare him off.
Oh, and make sure your bikini’s modest!!!
