farahmoans
sex rules

  1. Both parties must fill out a comment card at the end
  2. Winner gets to spank the loser
  3. Always use your inside voice
  4. No nicknames
  5. Hands/mouth/etc. must always move down the body, never in the other direction
  6. If you miss something important whilst moving down the body, make a note of it (on paper) and get it after washing up
  7. Always wash your hands beforehand
  8. If you’ve eaten anything from the ocean in the past 24 hours, you must also brush your teeth
  9. No kissing on the mouth
  10. Eskimo kisses are allowed
  11. Cuddling only allowed in 5 minute intervals with a minimum 5 minutes of no-touching time in between
  12. Role play is encouraged, but neither party is allowed to explicitly announce what their role is. Both parties must guess (like in charades). First one to guess correctly gets to spank the loser.

  1. farhaha posted this